
I came out of work, circa 9 p.m. and wondered why my body heat was escaping me like blood from a terminal wound. The dry air heaved densely into my chest, momentarily freezing surrounding tissue on each of its dark descents.
I pondered this respiratory assault keenly, wondering its origin and stern intensity.
Then, I happened upon a lowly thermometer, keeper of mercury's soothsaying and read the numeral utterance:
TWENTY FOUR BELOW ZERO.
Egad. Bloody cold, my chillens.
So, I brushed off the snow from my pious windshield that so faithfully bore the ice scraper onslaught while my mitts neared serious frostbite.
Still getting a grip on this real winter stuff, it seems, Jemima. A whole different ballgame, to be certain.
And I miss my 4Runner. Observation would have it that the White Wolf isn't so keen in 12 inches of snowfall on poorly plowed streets.
Perhaps Mr. Sandman also has a few spirit-warming nightcaps in his bag of dreamy tricks...

This post makes me feel bad about complaining about our little sleet fest here in Normy. Not exactly the same type of cold you've got going up there!