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Behold the stud, who thinks he's God's gift to female-horse kind.
Cud-chewing peanut gallery.
Stick a fork in her, Betty! Wide load! Any day now till she pops out a bambino.
The moo-moo stink-eye. "You wanna start something, humanoid?"
Behold, the new hooves! Lil' baby colt, just a few days old. Amazing these guys can run around like champs only 20 minutes out-tha' womb. They don't even ask for college money neither.
"Mom, who's that weirdo human with the camera?..."
"Just stay calm, son. Humans are dumb animals. He can't see us if we don't move..."