So I'll simply say that I want some. I mean, not really of course, but in the teenage-girl-who-wants-a-pony-sense (no offense, teenage gals). But still, a few little billies hoofing around the back yard, munching on Grammy's azaleas while bleating contentedly would be quite enchanting, I think. Yibble.

They will eat...

anything...


The right spot.
The top one's face looks like my Boots. Boots. My precious goat who died of lung cancer....I suspect she was smoking behind the barn. Sinister.
I don't know what to make of the biblical tie between goats and pagans. I love goats.
Aww... That's one happy goat...
--Dan-o