Dumpster Diving Dog

POSTED IN | 2:15 PM
Molly gets into the trash a few times per month at least. Basically she'll go dumpster diving anytime there are tantalizing scents wafting and the hi-tech rubber bands aren't keeping the cabinet "locked."

She especially loves all foods in the poultry family. Makes her crazy. She's a big fan of the holidays too. Cause you know, lots of carvings on the people table means a smorgasbord in the trash heap.

So yeah, she went diving again today. A fairly dramatic dive too, mess wise. You'd think we don't feed her with her passion for rubbish. I suppose it's just instinctual.

Either way. Bad, Molly. B-a-d.


Post dive. No mistaking what took place here. And she obviously never learned to eat her vegetables. Seems we've failed on multiple disciplinary fronts.


Guilt trip. The face of a condemned waste monger.
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6 Responses to 'Dumpster Diving Dog'

  • Anonymous said...
    http://justpixels2.blogspot.com/2008/01/dumpster-diving-dog.html?showComment=1200960540000#c7054721995955503775'> 6:09 PM

    I have a Newfie, 2 Bloodhounds and a Bull Terrier. We put our trash behind a door with a hook and eye at eye level. Under the sink isn't a good idea. Trips to the vet are expensive.

     
  • dinahbess said...
    http://justpixels2.blogspot.com/2008/01/dumpster-diving-dog.html?showComment=1200980820000#c6325108084307452905'> 11:47 PM

    Ooh, BD is totally busted. She doesn't look very repentant as usual. Just the bratty no eye contact looking away going on here as if nothing happened.

     
  • Anonymous said...
    http://justpixels2.blogspot.com/2008/01/dumpster-diving-dog.html?showComment=1200986280000#c926688286111553606'> 1:18 AM

    that dog needs a good beating and some normal (read: non human dog food)

    problem solved.

    Cali rocks!

     
  • http://justpixels2.blogspot.com/2008/01/dumpster-diving-dog.html?showComment=1201006500000#c3232864827324904411'> 6:55 AM

    Tsk...tsk...tsk...

     
  • Laura Negus said...
    http://justpixels2.blogspot.com/2008/01/dumpster-diving-dog.html?showComment=1201016460000#c4485765601725769004'> 9:41 AM

    She is so bratty! Can't beleive you got her to even pose for the mug shot.

     
  • Daughter of Eve said...
    http://justpixels2.blogspot.com/2008/01/dumpster-diving-dog.html?showComment=1201184400000#c1553176293365479575'> 8:20 AM

    This bad-mouthing Molly needs to stop! She's not a dream dog, but not everyone is perfect (voir: W.W).

    What's this about your feeding her humans? That's gross. Best to stick to feeding her animals and veggies since she's an omnivore, but lay off on the leg of grandkid. You can get in trouble that way. Ground human. Yuck.

     

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